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I love bread. You know what else I love? Bill Cipher. If I was a monster fucker, I would desire him carnally but alas I am not. Probably for the better because if I was a monster fucker, I think that would mean I would be way more unhinged than I already am. I'm telling you, I'd probably go full delulu if I was just a little less logical than I am. Holy fuck. Will this even work? I'm gonna find out. Maybe I should help my mom with dinner but we're just not gonna worry about it. Time to test. I think I had a crush on Bill when I was a kid or at least wanted to be him. Goodbye, notepad++ document :3

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I'm a big fan of spending money. I love toxic yaoi. I used to write dogshit out of character zadr fanfiction. I am so normal. I promise. You need to read this in the mulchcore tiktok voice for the full effect. Maybe I'll put some coquette shit in the background and we'll see how it goes.